Starring: Timothy Olyphant, Milla Jovovich, Steve Zahn, Kiele Sanchez and Chris Hemsworth
Story: Cliff and Cydney are an adventurous young couple celebrating their honeymoon by backpacking to one of the most beautiful, and remote, beaches in Hawaii. Hiking the wild, secluded trails, they believe they’ve found paradise. But when the pair comes across a group of frightened hikers discussing the horrifying murder of another newlywed couple on the islands, they begin to question whether they should turn back. (Rogue Pictures)
Bottom line: Cheesy, goofy and shockingly semi-entertaining so I gotta give it points for effort. It’s way over the top, gimmicky and corny but most of the time its way over the top, gimmicky and corny fun. The only thing perfect about this getaway, however, is that it’s possible to buy matinee tickets to see it.