Starring: Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Eric Dane, Patrick Dempsey, Hector Elizondo, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Topher Grace, Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutcher, Queen Latifah, Taylor Lautner, George Lopez, Shirley MacLaine, Emma Roberts, Taylor Swift and Julia Roberts
Story: An all-star ensemble cast comes together in Valentine's Day, which follows the intertwining storylines of a diverse group of Los Angelenos as they navigate their way through romance and heartbreak over the course of one Valentine's Day. Couples and singles experience the pinnacles and pitfalls of finding, keeping or ending relationships in a day in the life of love. (Warner Bros. Pictures)
Rated: PG-13 for some sexual material and brief partial nudity
Bottom Line: VALENTINE’S DAY, the movie, will not romance you…instead, it’ll hide in the bushes outside your house, peer through your window, waiting for you to come outside so it can leap out and beat you repeatedly with a club made of clichéd, un-thought-provoking, under-written, episodic-television-like, eager-to-please cheese.