Thursday, January 14, 2010

THE SPY NEXT DOOR (F)

Starring: Jackie Chan, George Lopez, Billy Ray Cyrus and Amber Valletta

Story: When Gillian suddenly has to leave town, Bob volunteers to babysit the children so he can earn their approval. But when one of the kids mistakenly downloads a top-secret formula from his computer, Bob’s archenemy, a Russian terrorist, moves in for the attack, forcing Bob to juggle the roles of spy and prospective stepfather in the most challenging mission of his career! (Lionsgate)

Rated: PG for sequences of action violence and some mild rude humor

Bottom Line: He’s a babysitter! He’s a spy! …and if you see this lifeless, uncreative and forgettable movie he’s a thief because he just stole money out of your pocket! I actually liked this movie better in 2005 when it starred Vin Diesel and was called THE PACIFIER. Wait, no I didn’t – I hated ‘em both.

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