DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS? (D-)

Starring: Hugh Grant, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sam Elliot and Mary Steenburgen

Story: The comedy Did You Hear About the Morgans? follows a highly successful Manhattan couple, Meryl and Paul Morgan, whose almost-perfect lives have only one notable failure – their dissolving marriage. But the turmoil of their romantic lives is nothing compared to what they are about to experience: they witness a murder and become targets of a contract killer. The Feds, protecting their witnesses, whisk away the Morgans from their beloved New York to a tiny town in Wyoming, and a relationship that was on the rocks threatens to end completely in the Rockies... unless, in their new BlackBerry-free lives, the Morgans can slow down the pace and rekindle the passion. (Sony Pictures)

Rated: PG-13 for some sexual references and momentary violence

Bottom Line: Flat, formulaic, forgettable and unfunny – I guess the only thing we’ll ever here about The Morgans is how they tanked at the box office.