LAND OF THE LOST (F)

Starring: Will Ferrell, Danny McBride, Anna Friel and Jorma Taccone
Story: Has-been scientist, Dr. Rick Marshall, is sucked into a vortex and spat back through time. Way back. Now, Marshall has no weapons, few skills and questionable smarts to survive in an alternate universe full of marauding dinosaurs and fantastic creatures from beyond our world - a place of spectacular sights and super-scaled comedy known as the Land of the Lost. (Universal Pictures)
Rated: PG-13
Bottom line: One-trick-pony Will Ferrell (sometimes his trick works brilliantly, by the way) delivers a T-Rex dropping of epic proportions. Too raunchy for kids, too stupid for adults, BLAND OF THE LOST is a poorly made, noisy, unfunny, uninspired and gutless waste of celluloid space.